Cigarettes are like squirrels.
Professor just started updating the course site and added this photo.
Six feet pun-der.
When your hobby matches your name.
Polite anarchy in Seattle.
It’s not working.
“You can copy my homework, just make it look different to mine.”
Just a Floridian trying to get by.
Too lazy to shovel.
Try Hard 2.
Spouse frequently changes my nickname settings in my phone without telling me. Today’s activity update was extra snarky.