Go to the Samurai experience in Kyoto, they said. You’ll learn to wield a sword like a badass, they said.
Found this at a BK.
My dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low temperatures.
When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.
My dad bought my American girlfriend’s conservative family a box of candy from our home country of Iran. They were a bit concerned about one particular ingredient.
Woaaah Black Betty..
I vant to play vith vooooooo.
Guess who I just encountered on the streets.
I’m Mr Meeseeks.
This bathroom sign.
Saw this sign whilst walking through San Diego..
This was my Goodwill find of the year for 2017.
I chose the wrong shirt for my student card.
This license plate.