Go to the Samurai experience in Kyoto, they said. You’ll learn to wield a sword like a badass, they said.

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Found this at a BK.

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My dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low temperatures.

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When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.

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My dad bought my American girlfriend’s conservative family a box of candy from our home country of Iran. They were a bit concerned about one particular ingredient.

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Woaaah Black Betty..

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I vant to play vith vooooooo.

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Guess who I just encountered on the streets.

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I’m Mr Meeseeks.

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This bathroom sign.

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Saw this sign whilst walking through San Diego..

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This was my Goodwill find of the year for 2017.

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I chose the wrong shirt for my student card.

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This license plate.

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DIY child safety lock for a razor.

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No word on how fast the barn was traveling when it was pulled over by the local cops.

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Heard a bzzzz coming from the electrical box.

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Saw this in my grandmother’s building.

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So my cat stole my toaster strudel out of the toaster today and my mom took a picture before prying it out of his mouth.

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