She wanted an iPad.
You know its hot when it’s raining Jalapeños in Texas.
When my mom converted to Judaism, someone bought her the book “How to be a Jewish Mother”. This is my favorite line.
I finished my PhD! This is the card my sister gave me.
I’m not sure a police officer would buy this excuse…
When you win the lottery but you’re a redneck.
Wife asked for a new vinyl floor.
Hey honey, how was your day? I’ve been waiting for you…
You had one job….
Googled “marine animals”. Was not disappointed.
Sign at a local coffee shop.
Looking for Pluto?