Con Air Hair Care.
Chinese hair salon uses Google Translate to create an advertising banner, but seems like their Wifi was down.
The English is clear enough, but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”
Amy Schumer looks like Nick Swardson in drag.
Wise-ass paper editor.
Subtle yearbook quote.
Science vs. Humanities degree.
Bring me weed.
UPS tried to hide my grill under a rug.
Has science gone too far?
My local Denny’s will let the motherf*cker burn.
That’s oddly specific fortune cookie.