A dishwasher can never break; it can only become a vending machine.
Kiwi for scale.
My gf and I went to a painting class. She got mad cuz I wasn’t following directions. I told her there’s no such thing as an accident.
My friend, who is a women’s studies major just met Gaston at Disney World.
‘Bought this beauty for my coding’
Babe, not everything you read on a Snapple cap is true.
I’m 3 months pregnant with our first child, and today my husband bought this book ‘to get some tips’
When you do all the work in a group project.
Notice to city folks moving to the country.
A symbol of wealth among pigeons.
How to deal with an overheating computer.
My wife and I decided to welcome my mom visiting us with a ‘welcome home from rehab’ sign.
Best selling piñata in Mexico right now.
It actually took me a minute to figure out what this said…