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My daughter is so considerate.
My friends were featured in the newspaper at a beer festival! Shame about the article placement…
“Get in the box” she said… “It’ll be a quick ride” she said…
Employees must wash hands.
My town can only afford the off-brand R2D2…
There’s always one trouble maker in the group.
I have failed to prepare my son for Kindergarten.
Lost my kid for a bit…
He couldn’t decide on one hairstyle so he got them all.
My girlfriend’s Boston terrier looks like this cow’s calf.
I’ve managed to rent out my AirBnB room for this entire month. My about me section might be why.