My hometown gas station giving advice to kids for the 4th.
A dad being a dad at a supermarket.
Found this while helping my 5 year old son clean his room.. He said it’s for “just in case.”
My repairman’s pricing model.
You’re gonna stand there and own a firework stand, and tell me you don’t have any…
Woke up to my lizard looking at me like this…
Parents got this RSVP card to their friend’s wedding.
I like to leave our giant sock monkey posed for the wife to find. She’s never as amused as I am.
This freeway sign today…
Bought my sister some dinosaur gummies… she sent this pic later.
Too much computer.
This is why my girlfriend and I use separate toothpaste tubes.
Nerf guns have gotten more powerful since I was a kid…
I can fill stuff!