When you pause and say “uh” when they ask your name at Starbucks.
Ever wondered how birds are weighed?
My girlfriend is going to be gone for a week. She either has no faith in me or is setting me up for failure.
Don’t dead open inside.
Bears or beers?
I’ve seen enough Men In Black to know that guy is an alien.
What did you do in WW2, grandpa?
Follow me I’m making ice cream!
Work smarter, not harder.
Stumbled across this yesterday in Minneapolis…
Sign on a cigarette machine in a local bar.
Saw this at my local liquor store.
I guess that’s one way to describe it.