Saw someone trying to steal a bike the hard way in Philly yesterday, When I beeped my parked car, he ran leaving this.
Couldn’t figure out why the snooze button wasn’t working.
How to properly order a cheesesteak at Pat’s, the creator of the Philly cheesesteak.
Otherwise Urine A Lot Of Trouble!
My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” and I just found out why.
There are no bad ideas.
Onward, mighty steed!
I guess they’re not keeping the baby?
My cousin’s girlfriend wanted a “cute” picture. Yes, they are still together.
Every morning on my car. What the hell…
That’s why school is so hard!
And I obliged!
I teach anatomy. Walked into the lab today and saw this.