Had one of the interns put together my new filing cabinet and he left this note on my desk.
Cheerio challenge accepted.
I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries…
Have to go now.
Bose Noise Cancelling Toilet.
I’m never going to get my food.
A sign in my hometown’s cemetery.
I couldn’t find my cat after vacuuming the apartment.
You’re never around when I need you
Conversations with my mother.
Who needs a sorority when you’ve got sisters like this? (Seen at Phillies game June 19, 2016).
Should I tell him about the leg press machine?
Saw this sign in the street the other day.
A picture is worth a thousand words.