Arm Hair, Don’t Care.
My parents found a scantily clad mannequin in a dumpster and brought her home. They made her into a scarecrow.
My buddy went to a wedding last weekend and this swan wouldn’t stop staring at him through the door.
Ooh… I love a good SASA LELE!
My frugal friend’s old glasses at the eye doctor. Yes, that’s a twig.
Overly specific parking space.
Real men do it in one trip.
My coffee shop knows what’s up.
Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
When firefighters learn to program the sign in front of the police station.
27 years ago my dad finished doing drywall at our old house. A couple of weeks ago, a grateful contractor found the gift my dad left him.
Found at a local shop.
Google, where would I be without you?
Found this hidden behind some jars in my widowed, 86 y/o grandma’s kitchen. I guess we all have our dirty little secrets!