Damn squirrel birds!
And they wanted $300 for a bagger attachment.
Found this gem in a small Indian food shack.
Just found out I’m on the wall at work.
Everyday we get closer to God.
My friend’s dog ate through 48 rolls of Charmin Ultra today.
Class of 1984 can’t get anything done right.
That’s the sound of the police.
The cutting edge of spork technology. What a time to be alive.
What better way to end your day than…
Moved from a major southern city to a small town in Northern Michigan.
Marilyn Manson looks like a fusion of michael cera and professor snape without his signature makeup and hair dye.
Accidentally broke its nest in a pallet with the forklift (I didn’t see it). It has been staring at me like this for four hours now and hasn’t moved or blinked.