Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tragedy on my front porch..

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Rest Area.

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Cute things to call your girlfriend.

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Hold on, let me put away Henry VIII’s milk..

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AC rules! DC drools! Take that Borg!

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Individuality.

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Your Uber has arrived at your location.

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We all have that one friend.

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Apparently it’s been a long time since my dad cleaned out his spice cabinet.

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I bet this guy’s parents are still laughing.

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Fun With Feces!

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Bought a flask online.. Always check dimensions.

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Broccorella.

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My brother posing in his Halloween costume handmade by our mother. (2001)

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The proper way to drive during an Arizona summer.

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I like to live dangerously sometimes..

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Challenge accepted.

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You never know when you’re going to want another sandwich.

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