My uncle attempting to hide a keg from the cops.

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We buy mouses!

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My friend went on a spring break trip to Florida, ended up making the news.. He didn’t do anything bad, he just has a hairkini.

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Daughter yelled at me to make her a “surprise snack”.

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So annoying.

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Finally upgraded to a 16bit filesystem!

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A guide to putting your clocks forward.

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Patient toilet.

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Open bar, proceed with caution.

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God damnit, I still can’t find the right restaurant.

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Opened the cupboard and the spaghetti just fell out like that. I think I created a piece of art.

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In the Jimmy Johns’ john.

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Saw this very safe couple today.

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Sticker checks out.

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Their choking hazard concerns.

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This guy isn’t letting his disability stop him from cosplaying.

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Accurate.

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The coffee machine at my work broke, someone decided to let management know it’s time for an upgrade.

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A true warrior needs to be ready when ARGUING ON THE INTERNET.

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Benadryl.

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