My uncle attempting to hide a keg from the cops.
We buy mouses!
My friend went on a spring break trip to Florida, ended up making the news.. He didn’t do anything bad, he just has a hairkini.
Daughter yelled at me to make her a “surprise snack”.
Finally upgraded to a 16bit filesystem!
A guide to putting your clocks forward.
Open bar, proceed with caution.
God damnit, I still can’t find the right restaurant.
Opened the cupboard and the spaghetti just fell out like that. I think I created a piece of art.
In the Jimmy Johns’ john.
Saw this very safe couple today.
Sticker checks out.