Dost thou even hoist?
Patting the duck will help him poop…
Get me some of that coconut water.. the one that doesn’t hurt.
2010 was a simpler time.
We all need an extrovert in our life!
When you get your first Tattoo.
My wife learned to make custom stickers. This is how I found the Roomba today.
If I fits I muffin.
How many kids does this guy have?!?!?
This is who i wake up to every day at 6 in the morning. He is not my cat.
Hmmm… I didn’t quite think this through…
What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done?
When you try to hug her and she’s still mad at you.