“Please inform Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic’s new Army.”
I wonder what the surprise is…
The bathroom door says “men” from the outside but from the inside says “women” spelled backwards so you think you were in the wrong bathroom.
Sums up my deathbed wish. NYC signs.
Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn’t believe her until this happened.
And I thought I hated daylight savings time.
The kids blamed the footprints on the dog.
My niece got her arm painted at a St. Paddy’s day festival. I guess it looks like a clover…
My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos.
When you thought you were done arguing, then you here them mumble something from the other room.
Neighbors put up a bounce house… it’s 32 degrees and they don’t have any kids.
Slow internet just slays me.
LPT on studying for finals.