How to catch autonomous cars.
When it rains in Australia…
Still snowing after yesterday’s blizzard. Hope Mother Nature gets the message.
Well, I know what I’m going do to my boss’ Keurig…
Chip aisle at my local supermarket.
Just started dating a girl after being single for a long time. My cat was transfixed by the first sight of a bobby pin.
Googled “chicken with ponytail”. Was not disappointed.
My aunt is marrying a sheriff. Their invitation nearly gave everyone a heart attack.
Duck you, I won’t do what you tell me.
Cookie shop glitch in the matrix.
Only in Tennessee.
That’s not how it works.
Funny and terrifying at the same time.