I ordered birthday cake for my dog… Her reaction was worth every penny.
Sweet old man at the beach: “Would you like me to take a photo of you two love birds?” My wife: “Yes please!” Nailed it.
How to stay relaxed in traffic.
Let it go.
“Ehhhh, what are ya, a wiseguy?”
Jerry, you lucky bastard. Gotta be the best job on the planet.
My wife asked me to sort some chocolate rocks by color. I am color blind. This is the result.
When a Billionaire lost a bet.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
My friend works at Petsmart as and this is the face the dog makes after pooping in its room.
Walking through Santa Barbara when this caught my eye.
Pakistan’s Women Empowerment Strategy.
It sure will.