First classer said loud enough for us lowlives to hear, “umm I pay to be separated from economy, can you please out up the privacy screen”…Needless to say, there were audible laughs from economy.
Dog came to the vet today after swallowing a Monopoly piece…
Canadian for “stop rid’n my ass”.
The dress code for my cousin’s rehearsal dinner was “Southern Chic”.
Billboard advertising at its best.
The gay guys on the mountain.
This mug drives the pedants in my office crazy.
Why is blood red?
There are two types of people.
Keep an eye on your kids.
No Video Games! – My sister’s 6 year old twins had different plans for when Grandma came over to babysit them.
Nature is brutal.