I hope it’s delicious.
Fell asleep in the library. Found this on my desk when I woke up.
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons.
Found these in my old room at my Dad’s house. Glad to see I had my priorities straight when I was 14.
My university canteen has a wall clock for each of the university’s campuses… except they are all in the same country, so all the clocks show the exact same time.
Best possible answer.
My new co-worker is totally useless.
Found this message on my brother’s energy drink.
My ride is here.
Close, but no cigar.
Just a tip.
Emma Watson’s brother looks more like Emma Watson than Emma Watson does.
Have you tried turning it on and off again?
The future is confusing.