Mom “accidentally” broke my dads nightlight. He responded appropriately.
Our school fortunes use a new kind of motivation.
My dad just taped this to my door.
I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding here.
Saw this in London.
Took a quick snap from a book my girlfriend was reading.
My 7th grade Chemistry exam responses.
The name’s Berry, Strawberry.
Can’t see my haters.
This is how I’m gonna go.
My wife is still not sure why I have to wake her while coming to bed after working late.
The plane leaves when?!
Shot glass card.