My Grandpa told me he got my Dad a birthday “gift certificate”, he was so pleased with himself.
Found the most ridiculous street name yesterday.
TIL owls start to melt when exposed to direct sunlight.
This perforated line is the longest running lie in my life.
The Battle of the Century.
As long as we are clear on the payment options…
Do you have a medical condition affecting your face?!
I’m not sure I have the guts to order this…
Best place for sleeping.
He’s not wrong.
I left a chocolate bunny in my car and now it looks like this..