Funny Pictures – March 27, 2018

Macy’s sold their fixtures this weekend. Welcome to my new family!

Macy’s sold their fixtures this weekend. Welcome to my new family!
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Didn’t know that my 4’9.5” wife could look even smaller but there she is.

Didn’t know that my 4’9.5” wife could look even smaller but there she is
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We should never have let the French make our new passports.

We should never have let the French make our new passports
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The look on Weird Al’s face says it all.

The look on Weird Al's face says it all
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And that, kids, is how I bang your mother.

And that, kids, is how I bang your mother
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Parents: “When you will finally have you own child”. Me:

Parents: "When you will finally have you own child". Me:
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Mothers Against Drunk Dinosaurs.

Mothers Against Drunk Dinosaurs
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This bookstore.

This bookstore
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Nan’s Easter cookies are always a hit.

Nan's Easter cookies are always a hit
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Old guys rule.

Old guys rule
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An alternate way of telling the weather.. (Maui, Hi)

An alternate way of telling the weather.. (Maui, Hi)
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That was unnecessary!

That was unnecessary!
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Star Wars display deflated now looks like the Predator.

Star Wars display deflated now looks like the Predator
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After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how they label me in the hospital. People looked at me like I escaped the psych ward.

After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how they label me in the hospital. People looked at me like I escaped the psych ward

This sign at a seaside eatery.

This sign at a seaside eatery
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Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning.

Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning
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Safety Heights & Rescue Training.

Safety Heights & Rescue Training
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