I thought as a society we had left this kind of blatant segregation in the past.

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Roommate is coming home any second now.

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Not just the kids.

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Update: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state.

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Libraries always surprise me.

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They keep it real in my high school’s band.

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Finally I found rock bottom.

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A man in the pub went to the bathroom and left Arnold Schwarzenegger to save his seat.

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I think my lizard may have murdered someone.

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This ad fits.

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Asking the right questions.

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My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party.

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We drove around trying to figure out why the hell all the liquor stores were closed in Myrtle Beach at 7:30, when we finally found this gem..

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How’s that working out for you?

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I miss the Janitor.

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They’ve surrounded the exits, tell my wife she was wrong about the chickens..

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It must be for the cold medicine.

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This sign in my neighborhood.

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A random yet welcome gift from my brother. I have a 6 month old.

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