Funny Pictures – May 2, 2016

Spray tan tears won’t go away.

Spray tan tears won't go away
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My nieces and nephew were excited about his crocs and they accidentally made their first rap album cover.

My nieces and nephew were excited about his crocs and they accidentally made their first rap album cover
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To fix the engine you must first become the engine.

To fix the engine you must first become the engine
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Promiscuous Appliances.

Promiscuous Appliances
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My friends mother clearly never liked him very much as a child.

My friends mother clearly never liked him very much as a child
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Who needs a rolling pin when you can buy a “movable stick”?

Who needs a rolling pin when you can buy a movable stick
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Washed some pillows.

Washed some pillows
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“Yeah, I did it, watchyoo gonna do bout it?!!”

"Yeah, I did it, watchyoo gonna do bout it?!!"
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How to tip like an a-hole.

How to tip like an a-hole
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My wife says it’s a butterfly but all I see is an angry bird.

My wife says it's a butterfly but all I see is an angry bird
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Turnip.

Turnip
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It is still happening!

It is still happening!
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My doctor has the oddest old posters in his waiting room.

My doctor has the oddest old posters in his waiting room
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My school can’t replace his caliber of consistency.

My school can't replace his caliber of consistency
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Someone put a face on the notorious rock that people are constantly hitting.

Someone put a face on the notorious rock that people are constantly hitting
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The shark tracking app I use is broken…. I hope.

The shark tracking app I use is broken.... I hope
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Hey officer, I want to report a hit’n run. ok, what color was the car? uhmmm, red, green blue… ok.. did you get the licence plate? yeah, it was color blind!!

Hey officer, I want to report a hit'n run. ok, what color was the car? uhmmm, red, green blue... ok.. did you get the licence plate? yeah, it was color blind!!
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The passive aggressiveness is real in my new apartment complex.

The passive aggressiveness is real in my new apartment complex
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