Spray tan tears won’t go away.
My nieces and nephew were excited about his crocs and they accidentally made their first rap album cover.
To fix the engine you must first become the engine.
My friends mother clearly never liked him very much as a child.
Who needs a rolling pin when you can buy a “movable stick”?
Washed some pillows.
“Yeah, I did it, watchyoo gonna do bout it?!!”
How to tip like an a-hole.
My wife says it’s a butterfly but all I see is an angry bird.
It is still happening!
My doctor has the oddest old posters in his waiting room.
My school can’t replace his caliber of consistency.