The best way to a man’s heart.
When you’re struggling to make the minimum word count.
Instead of Millennium Falcons or fire trucks, my 8 year old son builds Lego bars with drunk patrons.
Bride who is a computer engineer doesn’t have any girlfriends, so she invites her bros instead.
Water fountains at private schools.
What we watched today in history class.
Shirts given out at our school library on the last day.
Let them be a reminder.
We’ve started getting Bud Light in the UK. My local supermarket is keeping it next to the water.
The writing on the bathroom wall.
When you work in IT and an executive asks if you’re good at fixing computers. “Yes!” “Ok, cool cause it got run over by a golf cart.”