My very elderly father needs a walker but was afraid it would make him look “disabled,” so I made a fake ad for a “sports” walker to make him happy.
“Oh, your tent has a waterproof seal? Mine has 8.”
Honest parental car sticker.
My daughter finally brought home something fridge-worthy.
High school seniors painted parking spots.
Coolest guy on the block.
The Eye of Sauron came to Nashville.
Perfect timing and classic dad reaction.
Girlfriend said “go get a new shower curtain before my mom arrives.” I think this is fair.
If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant…
Me as a nail polish color.
Ass tan anyone?
Seen in Dublin today.
Best subtitles I’ve seen.