Things my teacher(s) can do better.
You are not a cat.
On second thought…
I see your point.
“It Wasn’t My Fault!”
“I want to impress other anime fans” – say no more, fam.
My nightly fridge raids have not gone unnoticed. I’m also only 33.
My cat has this hunting thing figured out.
Somebody duct taped my RAs door shut last night.
Extremely rare sneakers.
A friend at work got a job with Bing.com, so I got him a Google cake for his last day.