Better luck tomorrow.
Life after death.
Took her outside for a potty break. Checked on her a minute later and found her like this.
I’ll just have water, thanks.
Professional pumping service.
Thanks for the warning.
The side read “Only 10% of what we build falls down!”
Can’t argue with logic like this.
So our 7 year old just left this on our bed…
My parents bought this sign in Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.
Phoenix Comicon had a mass shooter scare and banned prop weapons. Ban be damned!
Hey. How’re you doing? I’m selling some stuff in here, come check it out whenever.
When dad does the yearbook picture instead of mom.
The all American strip mall.