Funny Pictures – May 30, 2018

If you think professionals are expensive, hire an amateur..

If you think professionals are expensive, hire an amateur..

Someone please tell Sarah Connor that the terminator is here.

Someone please tell Sarah Connor that the terminator is here
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“You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death”.

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death"
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This was in the office today.

This was in the office today
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Please be patient with the bartender.

Please be patient with the bartender
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When your 39.5 week pregnant wife says she wants cuddles when you get home, and you tell her you have to mow the lawn after work.

When your 39.5 week pregnant wife says she wants cuddles when you get home, and you tell her you have to mow the lawn after work
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My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned “an internet saying” and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt.

My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned "an internet saying" and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt
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This is my dog. Her name is Squanchy.

This is my dog. Her name is Squanchy
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Oh man, I didn’t need to be reminded of that.

Oh man, I didn't need to be reminded of that
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Saw this ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ parody bumper sticker.

Saw this 'Don't Tread on Me' parody bumper sticker
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I found the equivalent of a unicorn.

I found the equivalent of a unicorn
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How to order a steak in Philly.

How to order a steak in Philly
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Mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes
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Damn kids.

Damn kids
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This abandoned vehicle.

This abandoned vehicle
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He’s not sure about his new little buddy.

He’s not sure about his new little buddy
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Found my doppelganger from the 1500s.

Found my doppelganger from the 1500s
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