If you think professionals are expensive, hire an amateur..
Someone please tell Sarah Connor that the terminator is here.
“You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death”.
This was in the office today.
Please be patient with the bartender.
When your 39.5 week pregnant wife says she wants cuddles when you get home, and you tell her you have to mow the lawn after work.
My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned “an internet saying” and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt.