Shiver me timbers! It be Captain Neil Young of the North Sea.

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How the fight began.

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Me too, Gary.. me too.

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My friend’s cat just sits there while silently judging you.

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A Domino’s employee stood outside of a recently closed Papa Johns in my neighborhood and started selling some pizzas.

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Bill Murray’s job description.

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Choose Wisely.

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This intersection in New Zealand has its priorities straight.

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Meanwhile In Alabama: This Classy Lady.

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You can’t do that in the office, Mark.

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This would be my dogs tinder profile picture.

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I think I’ll go somewhere else.

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The war memorial in my town looks awfully questionable from this side. It’s locally known as the ‘dirty angel’.

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Saw this morning in LA.

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Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future.

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Summon the hordes.

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