Never ask your dad to bring you stuff at school.
No, I haven’t seen the cat. Why?
TIL how baby airplanes are born.
Things change as you get older.
When you order online, Domino’s tells you the name of your delivery driver.
Naps as a kid vs. naps as an adult.
(Wanted my suspicious wife to think I wasn’t hitting on you.)
“Maybe, just MAYBE the teacher won’t notice I lost the cover.”
Why do we laugh?
Friend’s kid face-planted in the snow.
Found this in the stall of a public restroom.
I tried to make cupcakes…
This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.
Meanwhile I cant even save up for a pack of lays in 10 seconds.