The packaging on my guitar strings makes it look like they’re gonna improve my sex life.

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I’m not a fan of my new name badge.

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It’s destiny.

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On Verizon’s official website.

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Found this “little” guy on the back porch this morning. I think he knows something we don’t…

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Took this at a Walgreens.

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Shadow made me feel incredibly awkward…but sexy.

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Not sure if this is racist.

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I take art requests for our band room whiteboard. I think I delivered.

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Loading.. 95%

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My English teacher..

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Mom, can we go yet?

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You’re not the boss of me!!!

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This taxi driver.

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And my mother-in-law wonders why her Thanksgiving napkins were on sale…

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Bought my son a new toy for Christmas. Wasn’t expecting that…

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Protests in Colorado today.

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If Lays Start Selling Beer.

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Nobody gets in, nobody gets out.

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You must let tom pick onions. Everyone knows that.

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