The packaging on my guitar strings makes it look like they’re gonna improve my sex life.
I’m not a fan of my new name badge.
On Verizon’s official website.
Found this “little” guy on the back porch this morning. I think he knows something we don’t…
Took this at a Walgreens.
Shadow made me feel incredibly awkward…but sexy.
Not sure if this is racist.
I take art requests for our band room whiteboard. I think I delivered.
My English teacher..
Mom, can we go yet?
You’re not the boss of me!!!
This taxi driver.
And my mother-in-law wonders why her Thanksgiving napkins were on sale…
Bought my son a new toy for Christmas. Wasn’t expecting that…
Protests in Colorado today.
If Lays Start Selling Beer.
Nobody gets in, nobody gets out.
You must let tom pick onions. Everyone knows that.
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