Cousin gave birth on Halloween night. This was the doc during the delivery.

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Woaaah, we’re halfway there, WOOAA-OOOOAAAAH…

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Phrasing!

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My wife is a financial advisor and recently gave a savings class to 7th graders. This is on her thank you card from them.

This company is going places!

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Finish him!

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Not sure these adverts are quite hitting their target audience…

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Nature’s oldest rivals finally put to the test.

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Don’t trust Toyota’s new grass fed Hybrid.

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The fellas know the struggle..

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A local cat that my neighbour has nicknamed ‘Kitler’.

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Extreme Soccer.

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He’s worked so hard for it.

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In an alternate universe.

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Limited time only.

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My 70lb German Shepherd puppy every time I go in to the room where I keep his food. (He used to fit through).

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Religion.

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For Halloween my wife and I dressed up as Tinkerbell and Rufio from Hook 26 years later.

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Don’t worry CVS, it happens to a lot of guys.

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Spacey’s new coloring book.

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