When your neighbors have money and a sense of humor.
This week’s Time cover.
There’s a train coming!
They never do.
Kit-Kat gave the stolen Kit-Kat guy a life time supply of Kit-Kats, according to an official tweet.
When I lose something my wife always has me retrace my steps.
I pity the fool who don’t phone home!
What a deal!
Oh Sorry Officer, I heard ‘chug it.’
Was watching Planet Earth on Netflix when I came upon this gem.
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his Tipi.
Sooner or later, the thug life catches up with you.
They see me rollin’ They hatin’.