My Russian In-laws bought my newborn an outfit… not even remotely surprised.
“I don’t want beige, Goddammit! I’m a Dapper Tan man!”
Worst “would you rather” ever.
My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk.
The story behind the picture must be interesting.
They said the new Starbucks cup art was made with one line but…
A valiant effort.
New addition to the wall.
My kind of bar.
The Queen is displeased with you.
Homer knows what’s up.