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My aunt was trying to sell an old van but it wouldn’t start so they open the hood. Told her “That’s what you get for installing an aftermarket Opossum”.
“Cats love it!”
If only my shower door had broken a week ago, I would have dressed up as Walter White.
Service adviser wrote word for word what the customer said.
Outside a local Wax Bar.
Fast and Carnivorous: Tyrano Drift.
I’m just gonna sit right here.
Cut my thumb the other day… Haven’t heard a word from it since.
Math is hard.
These senior’s Halloween costumes.
My moms peace hand broke one of its fingers.