What a difference a day makes.
Remember teachers, don’t be shaking those hips!
I was driving behind a hearse today with a chillingly appropriate license plate.
How your grandparents describe what their daily trip to school was like.
Hurdlers without hurdles.
I worship thee floating water machine.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Walking past my local school.
That is a pretty clever pick-up lime.
Told my friends I needed some bread an hour later they told me they were out front.