My uncle came to America only once in his life. Here he is in Chicago on the 4th of July.
Sushi Chef Level: Beginner.
When you can only afford free samples.
I just picked up 2 boxes of returned Note 7’s. Tell my wife… I love her.
“So I should just sit down here while you paint my por – oh you’re done”.
Pizza to the rescue.
My girlfriend works at Starbucks and sent me this.
My dog explaining why we shouldn’t have a desk on the roof.
I teach Kindergarten. Just found this gem in my classroom library:
He was traumatized after the cat attacked him for no reason.
Last year, our senior class decided to vote my shy, nerdy friend biggest redneck as bit of a prank. He showed up to the photoshoot in this.