Lunch money.

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My wife said, “Lincoln Chafee looks like that guy from Whose Line is it Anyway”. I asked, “Which one?” Her response: “Both”.

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Well someone’s having a great day.

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Fords

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My kids are masters at falling asleep anywhere and at any time. Today it was while eating fries.

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The steaks have never been higher.

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I did it for the picture, sorry Prince.

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Didn’t realize my 4 letter last name was hard to spell.

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The dean at my school takes skateboards. He got my friend Marty today.

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Local liquor store owner is a comedian.

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K.I.S.S.

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These were the instructions for a table.

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I’ve given my porn folder the perfect disguise.

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Needless to say, I kept my distance.

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Saw this on a car at work. I gotta meet this girl.

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My university’s attempt at making Irish sexy.

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For the physics and engineering majors of the world I bring you a universe in a can.

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Life and let die.

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