Photographer caught a baby bunny trying to eat a thistle.
My wife said, “Lincoln Chafee looks like that guy from Whose Line is it Anyway”. I asked, “Which one?” Her response: “Both”.
Well someone’s having a great day.
My kids are masters at falling asleep anywhere and at any time. Today it was while eating fries.
The steaks have never been higher.
I did it for the picture, sorry Prince.
Didn’t realize my 4 letter last name was hard to spell.
The dean at my school takes skateboards. He got my friend Marty today.
Local liquor store owner is a comedian.
These were the instructions for a table.
I’ve given my porn folder the perfect disguise.