My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too.
So, Church may be backfiring a little bit.
My new kitten just met the cat next door who seems to want to harvest her soul.
New Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Move faster Sun, I need a beer!
Things that tell the truth.
Grabba the Butt
Bought a d20 waffle maker. Rolled a 1.
Yes, this is what I’ll do!
But I only needed one sheet!
This is why I have trust issues.
Homeschool Marching Band.
My wife keeps a picture frame stand on top of the toilet to hold her phone so she can play music while she’s in the shower. She should know better than to leave me an opening like that. Relatives will be here in 20 minutes.
Afro Man left his phone at my friends bar.