Don’t.

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Not the warmest lap I’ve ever been on.. Bony as hell!

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He’s got a case of the Mondays…

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You had me at gouged.

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I think something is wrong with Amazon’s subtitles.

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Even though my dog’s eyesight is gone he still enjoys looking out the window.

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Queuing for the sunlight.

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Met this guy at Target today, he is 75.

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Mmm.. roast Turkapus.

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Bumper stickers.

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Damn it!

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Tambo.

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Redneck Pleasure Palace.

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Allergic to exercise.

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This mug was given to me by my grandmother, she owned it for 30 years.

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Beer.

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Found at my local target.

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I let our 3 year old pick out his mom’s birthday cake…

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Cold blooded.

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