Saw this on my walk to work.

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You don’t own your dog…

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My brother teases our little sister with chalkboard drawings every day. This was today’s.

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Looking at you scientists, engineers!

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When the instructions give you sass…

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I go faster every time I drive by this sign but it always tell me I’m going slow.

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It’s happening…

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Portland’s Pothole Problem is Out of Control.

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Just scooped up a Spine Popper 9000 at GoodWill for $20.

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What a shitty place for a life vest.

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Mystery Solved.

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Hoverboards and Time travel are all banned on London train platforms.

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Conserve energy. Don’t get turned on.

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This weird photo in the maternity ward.

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Baby got back.

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I’m happy someone has finally started to recognize my gender identity. Sea Captains deserve love, too

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Arrrr… Infringin’ me timbers!!

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