These were the free samples of “There’s Something About Mary” hair gel the studio sent my theater to hand out to attendees, before an advanced screening of the film. People were actually putting it in their hair having no idea what the joke was yet.
If this isn’t a sign, I don’t know what is.
If you ever get stranded in your saucer.
And you thought the German’s didn’t have a sense of humour…
I made a dad joke during our ultrasound. Unfortunately, my son apparently shares his mother’s sense of humor.
Big Little Face, meet Little Big Face.
Family friendly bowling alley?
“I swear, officer, the light was grey!”
Terms and conditions for gift cards at Shakespeare’s Pizza.
Little old ladies…
My dog’s reaction to his brother getting a bath.
That’s a long ass horse.
A squirrel ravaged my neighbor’s pumpkin last night.