Satan appeared on CNN tonight.
Kelloggs had this promotion where you could get a spoon with your name on it.
Between Two Ferns is priceless…
Ducks performing some kind of Satanic ritual.
“Here’s the image for the cake”.
So this is definitely poison.
Best friend got married this weekend. This was his Groom Cake (which is apparently a thing).
My 21 year old boyfriend made his first pot of coffee this morning…
My girlfriend and I switched costumes, people freaked out.
The phantom of comedy bang bang.
“The pizza smelled really weird”.
We have to put a stop to these impossible standards.