I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.
Burger King used “It” to throw major shade at McDonalds.
Winter is coming. Be prepared.
I left this baby growth chart in a Babies R Us.
Now I can become a vegetarian.
What a wholesome meme… wait what.
Sometimes when I look at my mousetrap I see a mouse, other times I see a Little klansman with stubby arms.
A grandma gifted this book to her 6-year-old grandson thinking it was a children’s book.
Texas Department of Public Safety.
So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride…
Cake makes up for everything.
Well this is oddly motivating.
Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately.
Office got a new shredder.