My wife said she needed a hobby to add some excitement to her life. I suggested this:
This was in one of my old college psychology books.
Seems legit to me.
Next time someone rides my ass they’re getting this through their windshield.
On the beaches of Australia, where I always feel safe.
Pro hide and seek.
Enter If You Dare.
Alaskan flat tire.
My cat is named Burt Reynolds. It’s his 3rd birthday today. He’s excited.
Milk and bears.
My wife still hasn’t noticed.
This seems like a crude way to do it.
Only the British Police could have a tea support unit.
Now I can finally say me and Vin Diesel have the same body.