My sister in law asked the balloon guy for a beer…

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Well, at least they’re fixing the problem.

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I keep a picture of Terry Crews with me in my wallet so whenever I want to buy something stupid i see it.

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There is a dinosaur storm heading for Ohio.

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You are what you eat.

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WWFDD?

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When timers are confusing and you need to improvise for family photos.

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Introducing my daughter, 1 minute old and full of grump.

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It’s my birthday and everyone I know is out of town.

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These rumble strips are getting a little excessive.

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Is he friendly?

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My wife works in IT and was recently moved to the basement… It’s been a tough adjustment.

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A guy at work is taking our chess game a little too seriously.

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Amazing. But I can’t help feeling it’s just a big scam.

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The National Beard and Mustache Competition never disappoints.

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Goddamn cyclists it took me an hour to get by them!

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