“Sell me this pen”.
Who’s a bad girl??
Aim high, my son. Don’t let anything stand in the way of your dreams….
The most useful graph I’ve ever found.
There has been some religious controversy going around campus lately, these showed up today.
Who the f*ck thought this was a good idea?
Changed the toilet seat. Literally 2 screws. Still sent this to my wife…
Came back from a meeting, to find Windows XP installed on my office window.
With the NFL season starting up.
Crashed my friend’s British themed party with a better kind of party.
Sent this photo of my niece to my sister while babysitting her.
Or, teach your kid not to be a jerk.