Miami is a Mario Kart track now.
Saw this on my way home from work…
Best way to get past Apple’s new facial recognition on the iPhone X.
We’re doing our best to stay positive out here in Florida. Post Irma.
Do I call him Mr. White?
So my dad wore a green shirt to the Empire State Building tour…
Ladies, your new uniforms are — oh for god’s sake.
My dog is…special. Somehow he got the floor vent stuck to his collar…rip’d it off the floor then walked around like this was normal.
When you send your husband to the store for “lettuce”. At first I was mad he got iceberg, then I was mad he didn’t get iceberg.
The new artworks positioning at our local Skate Country is slightly questionable…
Pabst knew I’d spend the last of my cash on beer rather than food. No worries though! They threw in a bonus!
The police log when you live in a small town.
Sorry, I only watch pronoun movies.
Reconsider allowing friends to label your boxes.
No, that’s a triceratops.
He missed the memo…
Not an ideal guy to have in front of you on the road.
“See Sandra? I told you we only needed one small skip”.
Fishing for compliments.
Life decisions made simple.
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